"College: where you’re not sure whether you’re more scared to check blackboard or your bank account."
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seen this on twitter today and the accuracy hurts (via piiissssss)

REALIST SHIT EVER

(via dynastylnoire)

dripping-adorableness:

Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“

Me:

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hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

I get all the chix
#stud
miss-callie-rose:

pixel mega cloud dragon
Baby shower selfie
feelknower1993:

that’s my kind of headline